gtbsayso:

radicalmuscle:

buzzfeed:

These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. 

Ok but lobsters are immortal?

Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off

You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.

(Source: BuzzFeed)

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parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

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goodenoughforjazz:

justin bieber looks like the kinda guy that would take some of your fries without asking

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

sighconic:

reading the first question on a test you know nothing about

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iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

(Source: thedrtomm)

thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

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Livin' in Cali' in the Valley