vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

(Source: gothskater)

I enjoy controlled loneliness. I like wandering around the city alone. I’m not afraid of coming back to an empty flat and lying down in an empty bed. I’m afraid of having no one to miss, of having no one to love.

- Kuba Wojewodzki, Polish journalist and comedian (via wordsthat-speak)rel (via she-little)

(Source: sandandglass)

I guess

- I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

anothercoverup:

Respectability politics are so trash. Black men/Latinos in hoodies and baggy pants don’t deserve to be shot or mistreated just like women in short skirts don’t deserve to be raped. Any idiot with two brain cells to rub together would know that Martin Luther King was murdered in a suit and women in the 1800’s that were wearing long, complicated, thick ass dresses were still sexually assaulted. Stop that nonsense.

(Source: kaylerswift)

giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

hannibaloverature:

Im feeling really, really sad. I just want to feel important and loved, but I don’t, ever.

(Source: devilslilsister)

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty            

fdelopera:

zoomine:

Stradivarius  Violin Pool 

Best Pool Design 2013.”

kevinfreakingbarr:

thecakebar:

Mini Chocolate Chip Cookies

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHOWER ME IN THESE

Jarrod Castellano, 20 in Norcal.

get to know me before you assume of me.